Rimshot: Spoonerism

What did the spoon say to the spork?

"What are you, some kind of forking f#@k?!"

The Art of the Soft Sell

Feathers, sashes, slippers … and other D&D-related things. For reals, go here!

GoF update!

Having fully completed 100% of Batman: Arkham City, I can now safely induct into the pantheon of ten best video games I have ever played. Go here and here to see how the lists have changed.