The Good Word: "Soldiering in God's Camp"

Escaping the Smoke in Santa Cruz

Where are we? Why is the floor slanted? And what are we looking at?

It's the Mystery Spot! The mystery lies in the horizon line. Note the parallel lines outside the far door and under the oddly hanging wrecking ball.

Now, Ewan's about the same size as the girl.

Now, he's not!

Cracking open a geode.

Mmm! Them's good eats! (Don't try this at home, kids.)

The only mystery about this sweet treat is whether the candy is the sucker, or the person who bought this, another smaller sucker (embedded with ants), and a geode all for $31 is…? But, hey, that's a pretty good deal for a spot of happiness.

"Spin that wheel!"

"She's flying over treetops!"

Combo takedown!

Gaming fundamentals.

Zappin' aliens. BOOM!

"Don't cross the streams!"

Zap! Zap! Pew! Pew!

Wait till you taste it, kid.

Paige casting a spell.

Pink, sandy toes under America.

"Wait-whuh? I can't feel my—"

"NOOOOOOOO!"

Crafty little mugs!

Bonafide beach babe.

And even without the rides…

A lot of fun was had! Thanks, Boardwalk!

Bat in the Sun = friggin' awesome!