April occasions bring May memories.

At the Japanese Embassy in SF; snapped this in front of their Hinamatsuri display. Yay for girls! (Ewan looks nonplussed, thinking, "I don't look that much like a girl, do I?")

Proof to the contrary: Exhibit A.

Exhibit B. (Sorry, son, but you kinda do.)

*munch*

*munch*

*munch*

"Hmm?"

"What the hell is THIS!?"

"Make it so, Number One. I'm taking a number two." – Cpt. Ewan Nude-Picard

Mama looking styling, and Ewan … well, adjusting to his Nana's stroller.

My two girls knockin' us boys dead on Mom's birthday at Moxie in Downtown.

Age is just a number in this family.

Just clownin'.

Mama does it better.

From us to you, may 2016 continue to be a blessing!

A fun little anti-limerick in two verses.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose only goal was to fill two buckets
With his very own spit,
So he had a long sit
And ordered a meal worth ten ducats.

See, the meal that he ordered was roast goose,
And roast goose, as you know, is full of juice.
But that goose, well, it got loose.
And a goose once loose loses its juice,
So he had not enough spit for his buckets.

Sine o' the Times

Just replace any mention of "Goldwater" with "Trump" throughout this video. It works, even today!