Ewan vs Lemon

*nom nom nom*

:( "Bleh!" :(

Second attempt…

*NOM! NOM! NOM!*

:) *ding!* :)

Ewan vs Phone

"Okay, Mr. Burgundy Plasticy Thingamajig, what do you do?

"Wait. I know what it is."

*doot deet doot*

"Okay. No, really. What does it do?"

"Phone, huh? Let's see … just take this … here…" 

"…put it … up here?"

"Hello, Mr. Publisher?"

"Maybe it's a Bowflex…?"

"Grr-huh-ah! HI-KEEBA!"

"Uhhhh?"

"The heck!"

"Listen, Mr. Phone. You and I really need to have a talk."

Future writer in the works…

"Gotta submit my manuscript!"