Thursday, December 22, 2016

Ewan vs Phone

"Okay, Mr. Burgundy Plasticy Thingamajig, what do you do?
"Wait. I know what it is."
*doot deet doot*
"Okay. No, really. What does it do?"
"Phone, huh? Let's see … just take this … here…" 
"…put it … up here?"
"Hello, Mr. Publisher?"
"Maybe it's a Bowflex…?"
"Grr-huh-ah! HI-KEEBA!"
"Uhhhh?"
"The heck!"
"Listen, Mr. Phone. You and I really need to have a talk."

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